These are the reviews I posted of last year's marathon, entitled "(31) Days Later." I originally posted these on MySpace, which supported active links where ever a web address is typed. You'll have to cut and paste the address from here, using IMDB which has a USEFUL LINK, to the right.
This month I'm using my own impressive movie library to watch 31 horror (comedy horror, maybe some Hitchcock) movies in 31 days. I've always wanted to do this, so keep your shoelaces crossed for me!
1st - The Devil Walks At Midnight - 1971. French with over dub. Bus-load of tourists spend the night in haunted German castle. Apply accordingly. This may be the original "succubus" flick! Or maybe not but, it's visibly from the swinger era so, yo, bras and panties, why not!? Having the convenience of Alamo Drafthouse free midnight movies twice a week, has broadened my appreciation for this sort. If you need some culture, green light on the viewing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067592/
2nd - Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - 1988. She's from the same troupe that brought us Pee Wee Herman, and it shows. I smell Ed Wood and John Waters. She's hot. She's funny. It's good. Read her bio if you can. It was my first Elvira experience, but it won't be my last. T'Do it. Aye! T'Do it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095088/
3rd - The Undertaker and His Pals - 1966. Holy shit. I should have guessed when the back read "a cult black-comedy. .", this would be a trial. It's from the 60's so it has that beat-era feel, but nowhere near cool. The ladies are trendy-hot but not enough to carry this piece of shit. Honestly, the closing credits are the best part. Only 63 min. and still unbearable. Only 2 films have I ever wished would just fucking end. Well, now it's 3. You gotta be a pretty die-hard film gee. . . You know what, fuck it. Just skip this one. Click the link if ya want, (cut and paste) but don't ever watch this. Ever. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061140/
4th - Maniac - 1934 (yeah.). This is by a dude who's known for sexploitation movies ("Don't smoke marijuana, or else. .") though, I've never seen any of those. Influence is visible, but really, this one views like an Apocalypse* movie and it was really fun to watch, imagining all my old friends were playing all the roles. Bad accents, horrible cuts, poor lighting, fun dialogue, ridiculous script, great special defects, 51 min. running time, . . sounds terrible right? Exactly! Dude, pure Apoc! There definitely could be an Apoc re-make. It's a keeper! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025465/
(*Apocalypse Productions refers to a production company I used to enjoy, with a bunch of my friends when we we're in our 20's. We made movies and talk shows with our handicams. It was great.)
5th - Parents - 1988. This is a Vestron Pictures release (Ahh. . .80's VHS nostalgia. :) I love Vestron.). Set in atomic-era, Leave-it-to-Beaver suburbia, the sets and props are total eye-candy. Good pacing, fascinating direction, pleasantly disturbing writing, total WTF!? from open to credits, and a Randy Quaid on top! Watch it if you like any of the following combo's: The Adventures of Pete and Pete and DMT, The Shining and Tupper-ware Jello, The Wonder Years and a permanent psychotic episode, David Lynch does My Girl (or anything really), The Virgin Suicides and crack, Serial Mom and uhh. . . 2 Big Slams of Mountain Dew. Enjoy! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098068/
6th - From Dusk Till Dawn - 1996. Anyway, this was a treat to myself. I needed the break. Can't watch too many foreign, sub-genred, era-specific cult pieces without some good ol' trusty lil' numbers. Rodriguez is The Shit. Tarantino fucking owns you (me too, calm down.) and Clooney is my mutha-fucka. We've all seen it. Watch it again. Best line of the movie "They look like psychos? 'zat what they look like? They were vampires. Psychos!, Do not explode!, when sunlight hit's them. I don't care how crazy they are!" Yeee -ah! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116367/
Stay Tuned!
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